My hatred for twatter is so strong that I’m begun to contemplate killing Biz and some of his twatter youth. And this recent development has pushed me in that direction even more – “The San Francisco-based web phenom has partnered with Reveille and Brillstein Entertainment to develop an unscripted TV skein described as “putting ordinary people on the trail of celebrities in a revolutionary competitive format.“ WHAAAAAA????!!!! So you’re telling me there will be a Twitter sponsored show where people will actually win prizes for stalking people down, tweeting, wacking off, and doing whatever the fuck to those people! I always thought that sites like TMZ were the lowest of the low in our society – but I was wrong. Welcome to our new world – where Twatter meets TMZ meets Reality Television.

OK, calm down, Bulve…. Calm Down. CALM DOWN! CALLLMMM DOWWNNN!